Remember when I was yelling "tonto" at the waiter to get the check instead of "conto"? Tonto means stupid fool. I was literally yelling at the man waving my arm calling him a stupid fool.
Remember that one time I asked how old a banana was instead of how much it cost?
Remember that one time I bought hair conditioner thinking it was lotion and proceeded to condition my legs for 2 months?
Remember when I asked all the Italians in the afternoon if they loved having siesta the first two weeks of living in florence? [It's definitely a Spanish thing.]
Remember that one time I attempted to hail a bus from the side of a random side street because I heard that's what you do in Italy? [The hailing is to be done from a designated bus stop.]
Remember that one time I pulled the string next to the toilet to flush and set off an alarm in the entire restaurant?
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